and so it begins...

motherfucker! another god damn piece of shit online community blog journal who-ha thingy? where fellow felchers can ramble on together because they are not published in their fucking college newspaper?! where the author of this skid mark for diary can make himself think he's clever. "OOH the buddha that meditates under the shade of the lotus that grows from my belly button which Vishnu sleeps upon will have his message heard!" lick my asshole you CUNT!

sorry. i had to get that out of my system. you see i work on a television show where you cannot say things like that. because it might change people into rapist and molesters or pop musicians.

so, this is one of my many online outlets. i will try to use this one the most as a blog where the reader and i's Puritanistic hate for our bodies and their wants will be coped with through the vehicle of penis material.

much love,

andy